guide language: 2011 Have you seen the most hilarious phrase that? Jing Xian 2011 Network of the 79 most hilarious phrase, saw people laughing from the beginning to end. Ado, ready to make us laugh, right.
1, when the unhappy sister, Take the needle poke to the supermarket to avoid, pregnancy, sets
2, the opportunity like a virgin, a rare and only one
3, a man with a big treasure, a woman with a Whisper
4, do not think every man speak as good as Nicholas Tse
5, what is bad during the day and take your pants off of men, women
night without makeup ;
6, where the fall.: Dear 'do not feel bad I do not own to get up Si
7, I suggest that the Japanese woman arrested, put our male prison
8, yesterday, look at you, and now the eyes are still aching
9, and consequently not as if the third, disturbing others would love to be trampled to death
10 Ma I am not afraid to drink 'enemy enemy Hey, I'm afraid openings prize' in a bottle. Who and drink from?
11,2 B is not only the classic pencil smelly man
12, if one day I go, remember,chad muska supra skytop, would I come to you!
13, not have equality between the sexes, and on what basis can not be on the Columbia women's room
14, I came to this world, there is no intention to go back alive
15, you're not my head in the traffic police, no the right to interfere with my
16, my mother told me: If your husband to bully you, let your father grandfather took him away
17, a bad mood on the bus, sitting in long hair back hair cut
18, the cat pounced Woman: Sister is not a customer service staff, you do not have the right to ask sister answer to that answer that.
19, near to the commitment of Curcuma Lv near as I said, Mom, as always-what can not be achieved
20, uncle, near Haobang Oh look, with a wooden club like
21, you are dressed like this. is what this world is dissatisfied with it?
22, you underage girls, accompanied by your parents is my chat Thank you.
23, い Mao Yeye say no to marriage for the purpose of engaging objects are bullying
24, you look on the door to ward off evil, lying in bed to contraception
25, the time to buy roasted sweet potatoes , you cried the boss, what is filling the
26, I love you, like tractors climb hills Which vigorous
27, wounded soul, the wounds itch again, it will not be good
28, you wear a very dangerous, but it looked safe
29, my first kiss was not any of the
30, brother is not watching the moon and the goddess of the moon
31, draw a circle. curse, a lifetime to do,louboutin ireland,
32, asked, can a misery, like a group of eunuchs on the Green, Lou.
33, me, research is ㄋ lonely.
34, a mopper: I think I look all came to the Peugeot which is not good-looking Why do
35,-з Why not come to drink a large bottle of a bottle?
36 , There would not be handsome, high technology, nature will have a
37, men have young gold, but my knees are leg hair
38, the role of stockings is: a woman with a man in his conquest of man He conquered the bank
39, smoking, drinking, ruled by
40, when the Prodigal money when the money gods
41, Hades received so many people every day , how no to you to take away
42, the boss, give me a cup of loneliness
43, who she said Tuesday with a large head and powerful to be a? Extinction of the dinosaurs are not still!
44, to find the reasons from their own problems, not a strange planet has no gravity constipation
45, the day pick up the phone, looked at the sudden emotion. M 10,086 addition to interest me?
46, met you before, my world is black and white, met you, Wow! All black ...
47, robbers in the bank robbery, said the sentence words of wisdom: all Freeze! Money is the state, life is your own!
48, told me the world, what other problems, no other money, what is not moving emotional
49, He who can not much noise as possible. can not get caught as much as possible to death!
50, waiting for my kid, sister must be present in your home account, when Do what you can not your wife stepmother
51, I now position: WC. Position: under the squat. Face: pumping convulsions. Status: Strength in
52, so many R-3n are you face, you can not pick a favorite to be one?
53, sister is so low-key or be robber found the existence of my money
54, he knew that a horse is not sweet, but he does not like to eat melon
55, I do not do things I regret only things you regret.
56, who would never say sister, sister has been saying is a myth
57, I never lazy than others, I'm too lazy and their ratio.
58, Confucius said: very funny drama department, go to a thunderstorm.
61, sometimes as I am optimistic, like the ass, always thought I could earthshaking
62, after my many years of observation, his eyes almost blind, has not found that guy, pro, handsome brother became extinct
63, you can Put out fresh flowers, but can not wipe out the entire spring
64, I love the people I do not love, who does not love me Kill kick
65, donor, ledge, standing Buddha, shaved head and it
66 ,--->--> Tencent. There is no loneliness to sell>
67, information in how to change. Can change their
68, girls want to install pure, all the called Qiong Yao.
70, brother is not the cigarette smoke is life.
71, animal release the woman. [Let me]
72, sister, not a dissolute Women sisters debauchery longer a man. ha ha
73, this year's college entrance exam papers required to fill in on the number, the result of a chicken move to Russia and wrote the QQ number.
74, sister to let you know, sister is a natural beauty is without any preservatives.
75, flowers of the motherland. y! flowers open, and I pinch Yi Duo.
76, running tired, wanted to front Money, behind the Dog.
77, Columbia has not quit rivers and lakes, rivers and lakes already rumored brother to the reputation.
78, girl, to laugh! not give you a laugh.
79, I not a good man, you hit me, kick you out like you and me.
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