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father asked the son: who does your future wife to marry? Son said: I want to marry my grandmother, she hurt me! Dad said: Nonsense, how can you marry my mother? Son said: You can marry my mother a wife, why I can not marry your mother too!

classmates with mountain climbing, reached the top of a hearty girl shouted: motherland, ah, my mother! Crush on a boy then she cried: the motherland ah, my wife's mother!

remember the years of military training under a tree it? Instructors of the students said: The first row of the number reported. You look surprised instructors, instructors, said aloud: report number! So you reluctantly turned to hold the tree.

before death of Chairman Mao, Deng Xiaoping cried bedside, said: One thing I worried about, I worry that some comrades within the party do not want to follow you. Deng A: Rest assured, Mr President, they do not follow me, I let them go with you. Matchmaking

Princess archery, the first shot through the head of Apple Princess, said: I am Robin Hood! The second man shot through the pears: I am Yi. Third arrow will be shot dead princess: I am sorry!

a military exercise, a shell accidentally fall into the melon, send a soldier to go see. A ragged man long face, said, Well not that stealing a melon, but also As for the shelling of it?

drunk to go home to the wife said: a haunted house! Wife Jingwen: How come? The drunk says: I pull the bathroom door, the lights lit up, and chilly wind blowing chilly! A slap to his wife: fuck you and the urine refrigerator.

one its citizens, everywhere, feeding,supra shoes for cheap, training children to hear a woman: cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf! Children cry all night, the wolf at the door, etc. is solely to dawn, a long sigh: liar, women are liars!

mobile boss on the public toilets, porters uncle said: go out Ermao San Mao! CEOs surprised a moment: it has cost? Grandpa wrote: Learning mobile two-way fees. CEOs come and go to the toilet was stopped: squatting is 八号 your pit, make a dollar Xuanhao Fei, more than three minutes, and make a dollar out fees, toilet with background music, ring tones fee Ermao received. If you often, I advise you to do a comparative cost-effective package of public toilets, toilet paper even made it 200 ... ...

meter race after watching an old lady, wiping away tears, said: scary! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row to be shot, not targeted to open the gun, wanderers scared that run, rope, no stopping wow!

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a thief stole a watermelon, ran to sing: Freedom is the direction of the wind to run the old lady watermelons
side edge chasing cry: look at my tears, you never looking back ,
to chase the thief saw the police, while chasing his mouth: Yes, I am not good enough, so you just want to escape the thief ran
said: Silence acceleration, the pace of my thief was
caught, the judge said: What to say, how many tears to stay
thief crying: I beg you to give me a chance to
Police said: This is the impulse to punish the best
thief was taken to the police station two days after being released and said: You always Xintai s the heart to the old lady's window
thief, a man drinking old lady said: A man was drunk and wanted to looking for someone to accompany
thief in the window said: Tonight I went to your window, your shadow on the curtain a lovely old lady opened the curtains
said: There are too many misunderstandings between us!
thief said: Come with me, dawn to go!
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in elementary school because the family was poor when I can not afford a bike, so playing the home
junior high school when I was too prominent for learning, the school left me to read more high school for two years
I have quite the future president of that overcharged me thirty thousand
class that I am now able to decide independently I dropped out, so I became a hooligan for the brothers go through anything for the beautiful two-inserted Brothers knife, brother brotherhood beautiful clothes, grab my clothes and I who cut his foot, who move my hand, foot and I wear his clothes
ago I thought I was a talent, but I was wrong I'm not! did not think I turned out to be a genius!
helpless by .... I have wanted to commit suicide! but you appear to dispel the idea of ​​me gave me the courage of Health, thank you! you know when I see you first think: that you Why can not I can live Shayang Oh! benefactor ah!
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married into the village I come to it! I Village, richer!
communications base by Oh! Traffic basically rely on go!
basic cultivated land by cattle! Basic lighting by oil,supra skytop ii!
by heating the basic shaking! The basic law and order by the dog!
get rich by stealing the basic! Beautiful little
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celebration of the tenth anniversary of the reunification, Hu said, holding the hand of Andy Lau: I know you
Liu: I am very excited
Hu: You Jacky Cheung
Liu: tears
Hu: Taiwan chrysanthemum your song I like
LIU: Thank you, Chairman Mao
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drive carts into the city a farmer stopped by the police on the grounds that no license plate. Recruited a board of farmers angry wrote a card hung up, police fainted on the spot, saw card reads: bovine B-74110





some girls that men reliable, sows are at the tree. Now, to prove to you woman of view, we really rely on men to live, after that we rely on it to stop;

a horse fell in love with a donkey, horse, said: I love you, donkey wrote: I love you too, Ma said: you kissed me, donkey said: No, my wife has said, the wrong of!

night, drunk banged lampposts, passers-by: whatcha which ? Alcoholic: knock on the door, can his wife not to open, passers-by: Beat your time, your wife be at home, you see lights on top of it also!

enchanted prince, one year can only say one word, he saved enough for five years can speak five words when speaking, came to the Princess said, words, the prince fainted. Princess said, : Boy! its father is the original radio!!

remember your kindergarten when it? teachers said the children: Who is the first time in bed pee fine triple, the second a fine of five dollars, and the third a fine of ten dollars. Then I saw you cried: Teacher, how much money monthly?

Dear users: Your phone already has a withdrawal from the function of this month, please phone flatten into withdrawal ATM machines can be! If unsuccessful please contact the Information Center. Centre: Three points do not say anything not to slip up your throat by the Farm

who point an elderly 丢车, when he bought a car on the new When he went downstairs and three locks and clip a piece of paper: Ah you stole! The next day car is not lost, and two more locks and a piece of paper: Ah you ride -

0 see 8 that; sample, the fat on the fat chanting, but also to 2 bar, said belt .7; kneeling it, in the knees do not marry you 20 years to 9 .6 cool about the pictures that play also saw the 3 inverted .8 ran crying Road; brother who cut the

of the most hilarious names: Lai on gold ( or a man), Liu production, Ji from the good, Li Changfu, Fan Jian, Xia Jianren, Fan system, Zhu Yiqun, Qin Shousheng (I do not know how to think of his parents), Pangguang large, DU Zi Teng.

Pig to South Korea for beauty, become handsome, so to the nightclub to find beauty. Afterwards Pig beauty Q: I used to know how ugly? My Pig! Beauty shocked: Two brothers, I'm old sand!

Early today, a mouse is a cat into a flower shop chase, mice that run away, picked up a rose ready to resist,buy supra shoes, the cat that hung his head in shame and said immediately: devil, too sudden!

a male public toilets are constipation, Suddenly a man ran into the room the instant the wind and rain splinters, they like to: you go to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan tour, met a group of wild boar in the siege of the way, passengers are out of food, money, wild boar unmoved, you pulled out the card. group of pigs Guier crying and said: Boss, we can find you a!

foreigner to see the farmer knows the weight of dung and asked: Grandpa, this dressing how much a pound? farmer does not say, hand-dip the point of foreigners into his mouth, I thought: you do not tell me how much a pound, I do not tell you that you are smelling the sauce drinker

high sea turtles, but today was drunk, sober after the friend asked: How come you still drunk? turtles sigh: Oh! Non octopus and man Finger Guessing Game last night, the dog days of so many hands, it all came to see, however, lose out! (The above are hard for every day in various positions for friends, and hope that every day happy heart, smiling. ... read must be referred to laugh ah, ten years less