1 mother no longer have to worry about my learned oakley oil rig, so easy! Holding the lighter, holding the textbook, where no point where!
2 What flag as sanitary napkins? Yes, the Japanese flag.
3 money as easy as shit, eat shit just as hard to make money
4 in the supermarket, saw a tied up with the crabs from 18.9 yuan to 28.9 yuan freezer cabinets to climb I burst into tears, you too have motivated a TM!
5 Chinese high school job placement more than 300 million words a year, examination paper with up to two laps around the earth, sales of the first 9 consecutive years !!!
6 non-mainstream is Wuzui not bow can not move for points?
7 grandfather said:
8 Shenzhouxing, I see the line? Do not pay bill work?
9 Japanese ancestry is a guy called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, they are proud that he is the turtle's successor
10 so I have money, I hate to take the man into the most famous mental hospital
11 alma mater, is eight hundred times a day you criticize someone else's but not allowed to criticize about the place,
12 pesticide dichlorvos, sold more than 700 million bottles a year, the body can orbit the earth 20 laps.
13 (ii) I like Naruto, because of a death on the death of a Japanese village.
14 girls, if a man back to your text messages to pause the game, and marry him!
15 fool beggar's purse stolen, was blind to see, dumb screaming, shocked the deaf, lame kick, madman said: Oh, we have to reason
16 who dared to invade China, we can only send it a Chinese: the bathroom lighting (seeking death).
17 whim, to take their photos when the computer desktop, and then the computer on poisoned.
18 ______ In fact, 10086 is also very macho, so many people care about every day.
19 etc., how my teacher, I wish the teachers live what age -
20 fat issue for me, my father threw a very firm: no Han's life, Han had the disease.
21 police drunk driving .. I said I was shocked ... I do not drink wine, ride a bike is what my student card .. also .. this deduction is too responsible a police ..
22 I sell love letters, only two dollars. Alas, this situation really is cheap.
23 months of stormy day, Baidu Russia to kill, because he knew too much
24 days I no longer call you after the Lord, because you do not love my grandson
25 cooking, the top of a crab pot, said to me:
26 for each exam, the teacher said the exam has nothing to do with things that get on the podium, I want to own more than put up ah,,,
27 people at the beginning of the homework is not a true man of good teacher of how to do I picked up a kitchen knife with him to play but so do you find God Altman.
28 stool away, is the pursuit of the toilet, do not retain or buttocks.
29 women, such as clothes, and today only to find old monk has been streaking for 18 years.
30 a child I liked to play hide and seek, when they are in possession of good friends, I go home.
31 QQ games always entangled: fatigue Registration Reminder experience you have 10 minutes to fall, they tell you: You play with thirty minutes to get a chest can be friends ~
32 unhappy on the station toilet singing: Hong fluttering.
33 Chairman Mao said, not to Germany for the purpose of marriage love is bullying. ,
34 long long long ugly handsome living dead fast
35 finish after-school teacher said: Does not know? I Shengelanyao said: What this section the teacher lesson ah?
36 one day, came across a little girl said to me: >
37 I picked up in the street 10 dollars, handed it to hand inside the network guy, handsome Na Zhaoqian on my head, I am happy to say the sound, red member.
38 carousel is the most brutal game, chasing each other, there is the eternal distance
39 think one day woke up opened his eyes and found myself sitting in elementary school classroom desk chair. Throw to the head teacher just hit the chalk on the forehead _
40 _____ We joke among the often hidden truth.
41 later I had a son, I give him a name called
42 junior high school physical education teacher, said: Who dares to wear a skirt on my class, she was upside down on the penalty.
43 If the bully me, I put your name on underwear, and with the collapse fart you,
44 that non-mainstream Please Do not use that cheap eyelashes, and tucked it disgusting you look stimulate my nerves a
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46 thinking can be dirty, but life must be healthy, because only a strong physique, in order to prop up a dirty soul.
47 Sometimes the enemy is more than so-called friends, at least he says things about you is your face to て
48 Your winter has been less than 10 days, please recharge. Thank you!
49 Uncle Wolf, I said, I see hello for years, and when they catch sheep eat ah
50 undeniable 100 dollars is a very lovely thing, and more than 100 dollars is a lovely thing it ... 200 ...
51 women have since claimed to Marie Curie home, then as otaku, please call me Picasso (closed home lock)
52 handsome ass with! Death is not the end of the day to eat!
53 Confucius said, do not sleep at noon, afternoon crash; Mencius, Confucius said on
54 I have talent radii strangler yellow, you genius, I am not more than two
55 you wear is very dangerous, but you long be safe!
56 you are not a VIP, not IP, you just P
57 fail to beat God, on their own as much as possible so that the finish will not regret this life, next life, we do days, it is a man
58 men left behind, money problems; woman left behind, look, I left out, you fucking head in question.
59 winter vacation is over, the teacher gave me a new layout of the winter operations more, I returned to the teacher how the new.
60 you say you regret it, come back. sorry ray ban wayfarer 2140, I'm not the recycle bin.
smile to, to laugh, then you have less of sorrow
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